Dec 27
We’ve started planning an RV trip around the western us. Check out the route so far!
Zoom out to see the whole route. I cant figure out how to set the default zoom level on the embedded google map.
Route highlights:
- Portland, OR
- Crater Lake, OR
- Lava Beds National Park, OR
- Mount Shasta, CA
- Yosemite National Park, CA
- Death Valley, CA
- Las Vegas, NV
- Grand Canyon, AZ
- Meteor Crater, AZ
- Petrified Forest, AZ
- Paunted Desert, AZ
- Mesa Verde National Park, NM
- Canyonland National Park, UT
- Arches National Park, UT
- Bryce Canyon, UT
- Zion National Park, UT
- Grand Teton National Park, WY
- Yellowstone National Park, WY
- Glacier National Park, MT
- Scablands and Snake River Valley, WA
- Mount Ranier, WA
- Mount St Helens, WA
- Seattle, WA
- Astoria, OR and the giant Pacific Ocean cliffs
- Portland, OR
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Jul 03

Thank you for calling Tommy’s Psychiatric Hotline. Our menu options have changed, so please listen carefully to the following options:
- If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly
- If you are codependent, ask someone to press 2 for you
- If you have multiple personalities, press 3 4 5 and 6
- If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, please stay on the line and we’ll trace your call.
- If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be transferred to another ship
- If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully to the small voice in your head who will tell you which button to press, so please press it, though it doesn’t matter which button you press, because no one will answer you.
- If you are dyslexic press 6969696969.
- If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until you hear the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep.
- If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later
- If you are suffering from low self-esteem, please hang up now because all of our operators are too busy to talk to you.
Please press zero to listen to these options again.
Goodbye.